The first rule of eating

What is the first rule of eating?

If you cannot eliminate the waste, do not put it in your body.

I learned this unpleasant truth the hard way. But thanks to dietary fibre— and live-culture sauerkraut— I am alive to tell the tale. (True story.)

Fiction cross-reference

• Convenience
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

External links

• Post @ Twitter (31 December 2022)