Category:Essays
From Gnomon Chronicles
Pages in category "Essays"
The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 898 total.
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- A better idea
- A bottomless pit of insecurity
- A Bullet for Trump
- A bulwark against misunderstanding
- A code ever
- A Constabulary Divided
- A cruel quartermaster
- A Cure for Solipsism
- A dangerous tool
- A detective on the case
- A face that only the Devil (and half the rest of humanity) could love
- A father's first priority
- A fine line
- A Foreign Call On My Answering Machine (nonfiction)
- A giant headache
- A going concern
- A joke in poor taste
- A MAGA's home is his castle
- A man is known by the company he keeps
- A man who delights in ugliness and hurt
- A man who wants something from free
- A million deck chairs
- A process person
- A quick drink or permanent sobriety
- A robot and a sentient walk into a bar
- A sad political divide
- A scary three and a half seconds
- A secular religious upbringing
- A servant of the Muses
- A sharing problem
- A Side-Quest to the Land of Nod
- A slithering need
- A small price to pay
- A snake's nest of blackmail and extortion
- A succession of remarkable coincidences
- A tarnished reward
- A term of art, a wrinkle in time
- A waste of Hell
- A wild card operator * for political positions
- A Wild Man in the Forest
- Abortion
- About the Home Page
- Abstract Art
- Absurd recontexualization
- Advertising is a parasitic organism
- After becoming a monster
- Age and ambiguity
- Age of Virus Variants
- Agree to disagree
- Ahab is the sanest of men
- All anger feels the same
- All babies resemble Winston Churchill
- All experiments are successful
- All I am saying is give Rand a chance
- All men are secretly insecure about their manhood
- All the satire went out me
- Always a carry a nipple ring
- Amateur polymath
- America and Organized Crime
- American Civil Wars
- An artist should not become dependent on outcomes
- Anatomy is a cruel science
- Ancestry tests
- And having enabled moves on
- And I thought Michele Bachmann had problems
- And now we know it
- And we are too many
- And Yet
- Another Twitter?
- Anthropology makes the answer breathtakingly obvious
- Anyone can play the cello
- Apology tarnishes the luster of satire
- Approximately ignorant
- Are you a work of art yet?
- Are you in love with yourself?
- Army-Navy games
- Arranged breakups
- Arrest is trending on Twitter
- Art Cake
- Art in its purest form
- Art instigates life
- Art is long, life is brave
- Art or craft?
- As it happens
- Aspiring writer
- Atheism is pointless
- Automatic Weapon
- Available for a limited time only
- Awareness Exists
- Away to the bosom of Morpheus
B
- Baby Jesus crepuscular rays
- Banana now
- Bath Time for Books, Oh!
- Be More Like Me
- Bears
- Because Me
- Because We Fucking Can
- Because you are a fool
- Beer is Manly
- Before the smell rises
- Beliefs
- Believers
- Best Ever Guitar Solo
- Best of Goodnight
- Best thing of the day
- Bet she's got a gun safe and no library
- Better Not
- Better than ordinary people
- Better to live with typos
- Big Lie election denial
- Bioluminescent algae
- Bird rescue attempt
- Birds cannot be trusted
- Bless You Howard Kranz
- Block MAGA Day
- Boebert in the spotlight
- Books, Synagogues, People
- Boys with guns who kill
- Breakfast is the most important meal of the day of snow
- Brett Kavanaugh is a very angry man
- Brian laughed manically
- Bringing a Gorn to a paradigm fight
- Buffer Overflow
- Bugs Bunny is despicable
- Build your communities, denounce your enemies
- Burning the midnight owl at both ends
- By God I shall not be dull
- By the grace of God
- By the time I finish writing this sentence
C
- Camilla Needs Purple
- Can I ask you a question?
- Cannabis Reform Dead In Congress After Objections From Republicans
- Cannon Man
- Canonical, idempotent
- Capital punishment is evil
- Casey and Me
- Casting the first stone
- Centaurs are filthy creatures
- Cessation of lives will grow more rapidly than was previously planned
- Chain tweeting
- Cheaters
- Chenille countertop
- Children should not be alliterations of their parents
- Christ, how I hate Greensleeves
- Christ, what a pack of cultists
- Cicero
- Clinging to the Moon and Stars
- Cocked
- Comprehension
- Compromise
- Confessions of a Ferris Bueller fan
- Config file
- Consolation prize
- Contentment
- Context is everything
- Cool it with the Bible
- Correspondence is beauty
- Cranberry Minnesota
- Craving revenge
- Creep
- Criminal law must do what voting cannot
- Crush
- Cuneiform candy
D
- Daddy, I'm Their Independent Now
- Daniel Ellsberg, American hero
- Death
- Death as merely the strangest of strange attractors
- Debate keeps the mind limber, but there are limits
- Deficit
- Deja Tweet
- Democracy was invented to solve this problem
- Deplorables 4 Peace
- Deserving
- Destiny and Fate
- Destroyer God
- Detachment
- Diabetes Pills
- Dick Cheney
- Dietary deficiencies
- Diplomacy
- Disgrace
- Divine inspiration
- Do not bare your skull
- Do not take Pride in getting hate for your accomplishments
- Do the Village People drink Bud Light?
- Do you believe in gravity?
- Do You Want to Live Forever?
- Does reincarnation solve any problems?
- Don't know why I just said that
- Donald Trump always was a blustering gasbag
- Donald Trump and Evangelicals are not similarly hypocritical
- Donald Trump feels no pain
- Donald Trump is a pathological liar
- Donald Trump is guilty
- Donald Trump tweets that West point has gone Radical Left
- Donald Trump versus George Santos
- Donald Trump wears no clothes
- Doubling down on Twitter
- Down for a Reidemeister move
Media in category "Essays"
The following 147 files are in this category, out of 147 total.
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