Haggling over how closely his penis resembles a mushroom
From Gnomon Chronicles
We've already established that Donald Trump adulterously put his penis inside porn star Stormy Daniels.
Now we're just haggling over how closely his penis resembles a mushroom.
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- Donald Trump @ Wikipedia
- Trump Secretly Mocks His Christian Supporters @ The Atlantic - Former aides say that in private, the president has spoken with cynicism and contempt about believers.
- Trump mocks reporter with disability @ YouTube
- A lengthy list of Trump’s disastrous business deals — compiled by his newest business partners @ L.A. Times
- Trump flies @ YouTube
- Trump saying dumb stuff @ YouTube
- Stormy Daniels's Detailed Description of Donald Trump's Penis Explains a Lot @ Esquire
- Just Donald Trump being an absolute idiot @ YouTube
- New Tape Shows Donald Trump And Jeffrey Epstein At Mar-A-Lago Party In 1992 @ YouTube
- Trump to Clinton: 'No, You're the Puppet' @ YouTube
- Why Trump's authoritarian language about 'vermin' matters @ Twitter (17 November 2023) @ NPR - "We pledge to you that we will root out the communists, Marxists, fascists, and the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country," he told a New Hampshire crowd.
- As a psychologist, I diagnose Trump with “advanced dementia” in this article @ Twitter (26 January 2024) - Susan Milligan
- Daughters of foot doctor say he diagnosed Trump with bone spurs as ‘favor’ to Fred Trump @ CNN (26 December 2018)
- ‘The perfect target’: Russia cultivated Trump as asset for 40 years – ex-KGB spy @ The Guardian (29 January 2021) - Post @ Twitter (16 April 2024)
- Trump’s hubris has brought about the downfall of his family’s business empire Sidney Blumenthal @ The Guardian - Sidney Blumenthal - Even the giant fortune Trump inherited from his father did not stop him from steering the family’s dynasty on to the rocks
- Post @ Twitter - Long 🧵 on Trump’s casino empire
- The Trump Files: The Shady Way Fred Trump Tried to Save His Son’s Casino @ Mother Jones - see Post @ Twitter (2 March 2024)
- Closer Look: An overview of Donald Trump @ Twitter (6 March 2024)
- Hundreds allege Donald Trump doesn’t pay his bills @ USA Today - Donald Trump casts himself as a protector of workers and jobs, but a USA TODAY NETWORK investigation found hundreds of people – carpenters, dishwashers, painters, even his own lawyers – who say he didn’t pay them for their work. - Post @ Twitter (15 June 2024)
- Post @ Twitter (14 April 2024) - Since Adderall is trending, seemed like a good time to repost this interview where @caslernoel shared with me that trump has to wear diapers because all the stuff he snorted made him incontinent. / Be a shame if #DiaperDon trended again.
- Montage of 32 clips from Trump’s two speeches yesterday where he mispronounced words, got confused, mixed up names, forgot names, and babbled insane nonsense @ Twitter (3 March 2024)
- Trump's Best Words: 2019 Edition | The Daily Show @ YouTube
- Kremlin papers appear to show Putin’s plot to put Trump in White House @ Guardian - Exclusive: Documents suggest Russia launched secret multi-agency effort to interfere in US democracy
- Donald Trump looms over Hillary Clinton at debate @ YouTube
- Trump's uncensored lewd comments about women from 2005 @ YouTube - "grab 'em by the pussy"
- Post @ Twitter (10 August 2024) - "You Don’t need the NYT’s heresy of Trump calling Harris a bitch. Here he is, loudly an clearly calling her a f**king bitch."
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest featuring Donald Trump @ YouTube - see also Twitter
- Post @ Twitter (11 August 2024) - Since Don Jr decided he wanted to ridicule public affection between Walz and his wife, here is a montage of clips from the love affair that is Donald and Melania.
- Post @ Twitter (20 July 2020) - When I worked on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ it was known how unwell Trump was, not just as a result of his late-stage addiction, which was Adderall/Benzos on set, he was mentally deficient and rageful as well as a serial sexual predator. It ain’t gettin’ better. Noel Casler
- Post @ Twitter () - "If anyone is paying attention, the Trump/Vance campaign is currently at a standstill. While no one has offered a definitive explanation, I would wager it’s connected to Donald Trump’s outstanding debts to several cities from past campaign rallies. These unpaid balances could have funded vital services for blue-collar workers and city employees, including police, firefighters, and medical personnel for overtime. According to data compiled in 2019 by the Centers for Public Integrity, more than 12 cities are still waiting to receive these funds from the Trump Campaign." - Kenny Akers
- Donald Trump's crude talk on The Howard Stern Show @ YouTube - Twitter @ (12 August 2024)
- US election: Full transcript of Donald Trump's obscene videotape @ BBC (9 October 2016)
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- Post @ Twitter (1 November 2023)
