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File:Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep.jpg|link=Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep?|'''''[[Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep?]]''''' is a novel by mechanical engineer Chip "Pink Riddle" Kid about a post-petroleum economy where Earth's billionaires have been replaced by androids, leaving most millionaires endangered or extinct. The main plot follows [REDACTED], a Dot-Com Boom millionaire who is tasked with "retiring" (i.e. stealing and reverse-engineering) six escaped Nexus-6 model Jeep Electric Autonomous Vehicles, while a secondary plot follows [REDACTED], a man of sub-par wealth who aids the fugitive Jeep.
 
File:Conan the Barbarian - Curse of the X.jpg|link=Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X|'''''[[Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X]]''''' is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult
 
File:Mirror on the Edge of Forever - Edith Keillor must live.jpg|link=The Mirror on the Edge of Forever|"'''[[The Mirror on the Edge of Forever]]'''" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series ''Star Trek''.
 
File:Indiana Jones 2049.jpg|link=Indiana Jones 2049|'''''[[Indiana Jones 2049]]''''' is an American neo-noir action-adventure film about K, a Nexus-9 replicant Whip Runner who uncovers a secret that threatens to destabilize the Indiana Jones franchise and the course of civilization.
 
File:The Cube - You solved it, we came.jpg|link=Hellcuber|'''''[[Hellcuber]]''''' is a 1987 British geometry horror film about a haunted Rubik's cube which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic mathematicians who cannot differentiate between proofs and conjectures.
 
File:The Chronicles of Regular.jpg|link=The Chronicles of Regular|'''''[[The Chronicles of Regular]]''''' is a 2004 American science fiction action film which follows the adventures of rogue petroleum engineer Richard B. Riddick (Vin Diesel) as he attempts to elude capture after the events depicted in the 2000 film ''Sweet Crude''.
 
File:Willy Wonka and the Citrus Factory 1.jpg|link=Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory|'''''[[Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory]]''''' an American musical fantasy foodie film starring Gene Wilder as citrus farmer Willy Wonka.
 
File:Waking the Slate.jpg|link=The Waking of the Slate|'''[[The Waking of the Slate]]''' ceremony is louder than ever.


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  • Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult

    Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult

  • "The Mirror on the Edge of Forever" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.

    "The Mirror on the Edge of Forever" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.

  • Indiana Jones 2049 is an American neo-noir action-adventure film about K, a Nexus-9 replicant Whip Runner who uncovers a secret that threatens to destabilize the Indiana Jones franchise and the course of civilization.

    Indiana Jones 2049 is an American neo-noir action-adventure film about K, a Nexus-9 replicant Whip Runner who uncovers a secret that threatens to destabilize the Indiana Jones franchise and the course of civilization.

  • Hellcuber is a 1987 British geometry horror film about a haunted Rubik's cube which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic mathematicians who cannot differentiate between proofs and conjectures.

    Hellcuber is a 1987 British geometry horror film about a haunted Rubik's cube which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic mathematicians who cannot differentiate between proofs and conjectures.

  • The Chronicles of Regular is a 2004 American science fiction action film which follows the adventures of rogue petroleum engineer Richard B. Riddick (Vin Diesel) as he attempts to elude capture after the events depicted in the 2000 film Sweet Crude.

    The Chronicles of Regular is a 2004 American science fiction action film which follows the adventures of rogue petroleum engineer Richard B. Riddick (Vin Diesel) as he attempts to elude capture after the events depicted in the 2000 film Sweet Crude.

  • Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory an American musical fantasy foodie film starring Gene Wilder as citrus farmer Willy Wonka.

    Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory an American musical fantasy foodie film starring Gene Wilder as citrus farmer Willy Wonka.

  • The Waking of the Slate ceremony is louder than ever.

    The Waking of the Slate ceremony is louder than ever.

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