Template:Better Than News/December 11
The Waking of the Slate ceremony is louder than ever.
One Million Years Before Vin is a 1966 British adventure fantasy film directed by Don Chaffey about a prehistoric woman (Raquel Welch) and a modern Dungeons & Dragons player (Vin Diesel) who must work together to defeat the dinosaurs.
Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult
Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory an American musical fantasy foodie film starring Gene Wilder as citrus farmer Willy Wonka.
"The Mirror on the Edge of Forever" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.
Indiana Jones 2049 is an American neo-noir action-adventure film about K, a Nexus-9 replicant Whip Runner who uncovers a secret that threatens to destabilize the Indiana Jones franchise and the course of civilization.
Hellcuber is a 1987 British geometry horror film about a haunted Rubik's cube which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic mathematicians who cannot differentiate between proofs and conjectures.
The Vitamin King is a 1994 American animated musical health education film about Simba (Swahili for lion), a young lion who is manipulated into thinking he was responsible for his father's malnutrition.
The Chronicles of Regular is a 2004 American science fiction action film which follows the adventures of rogue petroleum engineer Richard B. Riddick (Vin Diesel) as he attempts to elude capture after the events depicted in the 2000 film Sweet Crude.
"It is impossible to read the same tweet twice" is a phrase attributed to philosopher and social media influencer Heraclitus 1.1.