Template:Better Than News/April 12
The Apprenticeship of Dick and Jane is a comedy drama film directed by Ted Kotcheff, and George Segal and Jane Fonda as the title characters, a brash young couple who embark on a string of get-rich-quick schemes in a bid to expose the anarchy of American life.
Magnum, E.T. is an American science fiction crime drama television series starring Tom Selleck as E.T. Magnum, an extraterrestrial private investigator (P.I.) living on Oahu, Hawaii.
Gold Miner's Daughter is an American biographical musical Western film directed by Clint Eastwood and Michael Apted, starring Sissy Spacek and Doug McGrath.
Beyond the Heat of the Night is an American comedy police procedural crime drama television series starring Carroll O'Connor and Howard Rollins as police officers who must work with an animatronic guitarist to keep order at Chuck E. Cheese.
The Lord of the Matrix Rings is an epic higher mathematics film about a mathematician (Sauron) who creates the One Matrix Ring with a set of matrices with entries in a ring R that form a ring under matrix addition and matrix multiplication.
Crucified Corn Dogs is a Grave-to-Table™ ready-to-heat Christian food product.