Planet of the COVID

Earliest known poster for Planet of the COVID.

Planet of the COVID is a global health catastrophe media franchise consisting of films, books, television series, comics, and other media about a world in which humans and COVID clash for control.

History

The franchise is based on French patient zero [REDACTED]'s 1963 blood sample, code-named "La Planète des seringue", translated into English as Planet of the Syringe or Hypo Planet.

In the News

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