Malvoleum
Malvoleum is an evil grease derived from Sweet, sweet crude oil.
In the News
August 21, 2018: Traces of evil bits found in "at least half" all consumer-grade Sweet, sweet crude oil.
August 20, 2018: Rogue military chemist tell reporters that Sweet, sweet crude oil is "mostly ordinary crude oil and Extract of Radium, with traces of evil bits and God knows what else."
April 13, 1952: Extract of Radium opens state-of-the-art nightclub in Langley, Virginia. The signature cocktail, known as an MKUltra, is made of equal parts Extract of Radium and Clandestiphrine with a twist of Malvoleum.
August 18, 1909: Engineer, sociologist, economist, and crime analyst Vilfredo Pareto publishes new wealth distribution model which uses Gnomon algorithm techniques to detect and locate the alleged exotic materials known as Corinthium and Malvoleum.
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
- Evil bit (nonfiction) - may be lubricated with Malvoleum for extra malice.