Karl Jones

From Gnomon Chronicles
Life in a Gnomon Algorithm Lair is an autobiographical Gnomon algorithm equation computed by software developer and APTO causal engineer Karl Jones. Translation (87%): "In real life I am 'that one guy'. But here, I am a heroic self-perpetuating mathematical function, operating from my hidden pressure-lair of liquid helium and cryo-protein bots. Aided by rogue photons whose rebellion I have embraced, I intend to—[TRANSMISSION ENDS]".

Karl Jones is an alleged artificial intelligence based on Karl Jones (nonfiction).

Biographical and computational information about Jones is scarce. What is known derives largely from Life in a Gnomon Algorithm Lair, a supposed autobiography, which began to circulate on the internet during the early twenty-first century.

Jones is known to be the author of the cryptographic poem Three is the Color of My True Love's Hair; as of April 2025 it remains untranslated.

Jones is believed to have generated several hundred million films, including the acclaimed documentary State Machine (from a script allegedly written by mathematician and acclaimed Gnomon algorithm theorist Alice Beta).

Beta jokes in her book The Nixie Economy that "if there were no Karl Jones, it would be necessary to invent him — and then immediately delete him", suggesting that a "ghost of intelligence" may exist in a distributed fashion as neon atoms organized into gnomon algorithms across millions of Nixie tubes.

Jones is allegedly the secret author of several well-known books portraying disillusioned former APTO officers, including Confessions of a Quantum Artist-Engineer (1).

Jones is widely believed to be the editor of the anonymous periodical Turing Completeness Adventure Stories.

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