Jonathan Swift Vineyards

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Earliest known reference to Jonathan Swift Vineyards: The 1708 "An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity".

Jonathan Swift Vineyards is a winery and Dionysery located in the 1667 to 1745 region of the Commonwealth of Virginia in the county of Albemarle.

It is among the 23 wineries located on the Prime Number Wine Trail.

Vinter's notes

1708 "An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity"

Jonathan Swift Vineyards

Low notes of chocolate and burnt heretics provide covering fire for a stinging bouquet of thurible incense, CS gas grenades, & apologetic Papal Roses

Pair w/ Steak Rabelais

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