High-pressure pearl clutching
From Gnomon Chronicles
Susan Collins has clutched more than 97 percent of the world's remaining pearl reserves. See Peak Susan Collins.
High-pressure pearl clutching is a technique used in high-energy literature to place pearls under unbearable pressure.
The technique is commonly used to satirize educated but fearful women.
Applications
High-pressure pearl clutching enjoys a wide range of applications in industry, the arts, and theology, including:
- Conversion of pearl to Magic 8-Ball
- Leaching of wisdom from Pearls of Wisdom
- Curing the bends in deep-sea pearl divers
In the News
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Magic 8 Ball @ Wikipedia
Social media
- Post @ Twitter (10 May 2021)
