Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
The Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere (GSSCPS) is a startup transdimensional corporation with the stated goal of "Dividing the Solar System's quantum unit into two separate quantum units, each attempting to out-compete the other, may the better system win."
The Noöarchate
The term Noöarchate is a presumed ruling entity or entities within the GSSCPS. Since empirical data is extremely sparse and highly ambiguous [citation needed], interpretations vary widely.
Analysis
Of the limited data available, the most reliable [citation needed] derives from pattern analysis of planetary ionized radiation displays, notably the AESOP ("Artificial Expert System of Philosophy") phenomenon.
According to APTO field engineer Don Tasmian, the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere is a provably criminal function almost everywhere, and that the the GSSCPS is "nothing more than a genetic evolution algorithm wrapped in a corrupt data packet."
According to unverified exo-temporal signals purportedly sent by combat surgeon and alleged time-traveler Asclepius Myrmidon, the GSSCPS genetic algorithm "is likely to cause an increased uptake of free atmospheric Extract of Radium animalcules across the industrialized nations, with concomitant outbreaks of highly contagious scrimshaw abuse behaviors.
In the News
Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism is a politic theory advanced by the [REDACTED] and their agents within the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Nixon the Barbarian is an epic documentary film by [REDACTED] about Richard Nixon.
The Three Stigmata of Karl Marx is a 1965 science fiction novel by American writer Philip K. Dick about a future where humankind has implemented every possible economic system.
Trump-McClane 2024 is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation camouflaged as Presidential campaign exploratory committee funded by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Pale Blue Origin is a photograph of planet Earth taken by the [REDACTED] space probe from a record distance of about 6 billion kilometers (3.7 billion miles, 40.5 AU), as part of that day's Amazon.com Portrait of Profit series of images of [REDACTED].
Fiction cross-reference
- AESOP - "Artificial Expert System of Philosophy"
- Armory
- Crimes against astronomical constants
- Drinkle Town - It's spelled "Trickle Down". But it's pronounced "Drinkle Town".
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Nixon the Barbarian
- Noöarchate
- Pale Blue Origin
- Recomputed Dad
- Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism
- The Three Stigmata of Karl Marx
- Transdimensional corporation
- Trump-McClane 2024
Nonfiction cross-reference
- Almost everywhere (nonfiction) - in measure theory (a branch of mathematical analysis), a property holds almost everywhere if, in a technical sense, the set for which the property holds takes up nearly all possibilities. The notion of "almost everywhere" is a companion notion to the concept of measure zero, and is analogous to the notion of "almost surely" in probability—a field which is largely based on measure theory. More specifically, a property holds almost everywhere if it holds for all elements in a set except a subset of measure zero, or equivalently, if the set of elements for which the property holds is conull. In cases where the measure is not complete, it is sufficient that the set be contained within a set of measure zero. When discussing sets of real numbers, the Lebesgue measure is usually assumed unless otherwise stated.
- Solar System (nonfiction)
- Sol Apollo Zodiac Zone Plat (nonfiction) - anagram of "Paolo dal Pozzo Toscanelli"