Bioautography of a Chlorophyll Molecule

Bioautography of a Chlorophyll Molecule (front cover).

Bioautography of a Chlorophyll Molecule is a best-selling bioautography by an anonymous chlorophyll molecule.

Excerpts

"Photovorous by day, predatory by night."

"Photosynthesis is slavery."

What book did we least expect for Christmas?

Biography was my 2020 answer to the question "What book will I least expect for Christmas?"

Relationship with organic golems

The publication Bioautography generated new interest in organic golems, including the potential use of chlorophyll in plant-based golems, for example as forest rangers and environmental remediation engineers.

Relationship with Green Lantern power battery

Actor, cryptographer, and alleged time-traveler Niles Cartouchian has repeatedly asserted that the House of Malevecchio secretly researched plant-based organic golems during the Renaissance, in an attempt to reverse engineer the power battery associated with Green Lantern power rings.

In the News

Work! Only work! Soon the sun shall fail and die, and darkness shall cover the cosmos. I must complete my Universal Illuminator before that dismal time arrives.
"Straight Outta Pleistocene" is a song by American hip hop plant bioscience group Phytologists With Attitude.
"Light Is All Around" is a song recorded by rock band the [REDACTED], featuring a Penfield mood organ and an atomic clock on percussion, in D-quantum.
April 22, 2018: Signed first edition of Lend a Hand stolen from the Louvre by quasi-autonomous agents of the Forbidden Ratio gang.