Battle Hymn of the Supermarket
From Gnomon Chronicles
My eyes have seen the glory
of the bear claws of the Lord
He is stocking up the endcaps
where the gum and mints are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful bargains
in his terrible swift store:
His food is marching on.
In the News
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (2 September 2022)
- The Battle Hymn of the Republic @ hymnary
