I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor

Jelly Cake or Tumor? Know Your Jelly Cakes.

I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor. (Source: Gnomon Chronicles Jelly Cake Authority.)

I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

Jelly Cake or Tumor?

Jelly Cake or Tumor? Know Your Jelly Cakes is a public service awareness campaign promoted and funded by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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