Template:Daily Favorites/December 29
The CDC's Director of Public Relations insists that the annexation by Atlanta in 2018 "had nothing to do with giant wicker men filled with sacrificial victims awaiting their prolonged and agonizing death by unholy conflagration." A subsequent analysis of CDC's medical waste stream will confirm the Director's statements.
"Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity. Life is good."
Bioautography of a Chlorophyll Molecule by Anonymous. (See "What book did we least expect for Christmas?".)
"Color Tools" declared Photograph of the Day by the citizens of New Minneapolis, Canada.
Children around the world receive gift certificates from Cretaceous Office Supplies thanks to Phanerozoics Anonymous, an unlicensed but charitable and widely respected transdimensional corporation.
Public relations officer Karl Jones calls the Flying Diner his "favorite short-order chow anywhere on or above the surface of this planet."
Publicity still for City on the Edge of Flower Power, one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of Star Trek.
The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.
Signed first edition of Traveller used in otherwise routine high-energy literature experiment unexpectedly develops artificial intelligence.
Spiral Rings 2 declared Picture of the Day by the mayor of New Minneapolis, Canada on behalf of the city and province of New Minneapolis, and in celebration of the Winter Solstice.
Frondo Ediacar is the stage name of paleontologist and musician [REDACTED]. Ediacar is known for his elaborate stage productions, including hermetically sealed performance spaces which replicate environmental conditions of the pre-Cambrian era.
A Field Guide to Edible Theropods is a book about preparing, cooking, serving, and eating various theropods.
"The Gift of Pepsi" is a get-well card published by the Gnomon Chronicles Institute for Extradimensional Pepsi Activities.
Diagramaceous soil yields new source of Pepsi algorithm, useful as starter fluid in biochemical scrying engines.
Unexpected Moscow Visitor unexpectedly visits Moscow.
2001: A Species Odyssey is a short documentary film about the ethical dilemma faced by two astronauts (Frank Bowman and David Poole) when they discover an alien-human hybrid child stowed away on their spaceship.
"I know I've made some very poor playlists recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal." — "Jukebox" HAL 9000
Fruiting body of Bourbaki virages dangereux, the unofficial symbol of outsider mathematicians.
"Straight Outta Pleistocene" is a song by American hip hop plant bioscience group Phytologists With Attitude.
Blue Flower voted Picture of the Day by the citizens of New Minneapolis, Canada.
July 12, 2017: The San Pietro scrying engine, among the most popular computational shrines of San Pietro in Vincoli, is used to process Spirograph data after hours "on a lark". Traditionalists call it "dispectful", but the Pope gives his blessing.