Malvoleum

Malvoleum is an evil grease derived from Sweet, sweet crude oil.

In the News

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  August 21, 2018: Traces of evil bits found in "at least half" all consumer-grade Sweet, sweet crude oil.

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  August 20, 2018: Rogue military chemist tell reporters that Sweet, sweet crude oil is "mostly ordinary crude oil and Extract of Radium, with traces of evil bits and God knows what else."

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  August 18, 1909: Engineer, sociologist, economist, and crime analyst Vilfredo Pareto publishes new wealth distribution model which uses Gnomon algorithm techniques to detect and locate the alleged exotic materials known as Corinthium and Malvoleum.

Fiction cross-reference

• Extract of Radium
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Sweet, sweet crude oil

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Evil bit (nonfiction) - may be lubricated with Malvoleum for extra malice.