Birds cannot be trusted

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Birds cannot be trusted.

They are descended from our ancient foe, the dinosaur.

Also, they poop while flying. Who the hell wants to make friends with a flying pooper? Seagulls, man. Try feeding seagulls in a flock of seagulls. You'll see.

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