Armory

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Earliest known sample of Armory by Lauren Boebert.

Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Tagline

Armory by Lauren Boebert.

Only from #Jan6 Perfumes.

Hashtags

  • #TheSmellOfMAGA
  • #Jan6 Perfumes
  • #SmellsLikeTrumpSpirit

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External links

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