Rand Paul and the Generational Avarice

Earliest known ridicule of Rand Paul and the Generational Avarice.

Rand Paul and the Generational Avarice are an American wealth acquisition and consolidation band, members of which must have "certain specified social and phenotypical attributes".

Awards

The Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere has awarded Rand Paul and the Generational Avarice its the coveted "Kings of Opulence Award" every year "since before Rand was a dollar sign in his progenitor's oculus."

In the News

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  Saruman House is a fortress commissioned by the corrupt wizard Saruman.

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  How many gold bars per day can a man publicly dump into the sea and yet have money left over to pay naval mercenaries to guard the site 24 by 7 by 365 so that no one ever raises that gold?

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  "'A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar— it's Rand Paul"

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  Capitalism One is a transdimensional bank holding company specializing in credit cards, auto loans, banking, and savings accounts, headquartered in McLean, [REDACTED] with operations primarily in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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  Rand Paul.]]Rand Paul: "The Purity of his Desire for Wealth".

Fiction cross-reference

• A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar
• Capitalism One
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
• Saruman House
• The Purity of his Desire for Wealth
• Wealth

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Rand Paul ophthalmology certification scandal (nonfiction)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (9 August 2021)