High-pressure pearl clutching

High-pressure pearl clutching.

High-pressure pearl clutching is a technique used in high-energy literature to place pearls under unbearable pressure.

The technique is commonly used to satirize educated liberal women.

Applications

High-pressure pearl clutching enjoys a wide range of applications in industry, the arts, and theology, including:

• Conversion of pearl to Magic 8-Ball
• Leaching of wisdom from Pearls of Wisdom
• Curing the bends in deep-sea pearl divers

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• High-energy literature

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Satire (nonfiction)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (10 May 2021)