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File:I find your lack of Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchinis disturbing.jpg|link=Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini|The '''[[Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini]]''' is an ornamental variety of Hobbit-Zucchini hybrid, cultivated in the Shire for the vegetable sexual fetish trade. | |||
File:Loki_(children's_television_series).jpg|link=Loki|'''''[[Loki]]''''' is an organic golem franchise, centered on the titular green organic clay golem created and modeled by Corky Tale. The character has been the subject of two APTO criminal investigations, a feature-length film, and a self-replicating Senate Permanent Investigative Subroutine virus. | File:Loki_(children's_television_series).jpg|link=Loki|'''''[[Loki]]''''' is an organic golem franchise, centered on the titular green organic clay golem created and modeled by Corky Tale. The character has been the subject of two APTO criminal investigations, a feature-length film, and a self-replicating Senate Permanent Investigative Subroutine virus. | ||
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Revision as of 09:22, 9 August 2021
Edible Necropants LLC (doing business as Loki Burger) is an trandimensional fast casual restaurant chain focused on unnatural sexual congress with hamburgers, hot dogs, and French fries.
Headquarters and mission
Loki Burger is headquartered in [REDACTED] near Langley, Virginia.
The first Loke Burger restaurant opened in [REDACTED] in a Temporary Autonomous Zone co-incident with the United States Capitol in Washington DC.
By [REDACTED], the chain had expanded to [REDACTED] locations throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
In the News
The Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini is an ornamental variety of Hobbit-Zucchini hybrid, cultivated in the Shire for the vegetable sexual fetish trade.
Loki is an organic golem franchise, centered on the titular green organic clay golem created and modeled by Corky Tale. The character has been the subject of two APTO criminal investigations, a feature-length film, and a self-replicating Senate Permanent Investigative Subroutine virus.
The war between consensus reality and reality is an ongoing high-energy literature research project.
Eat what thou wilt. Lunch under the Law.
Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand is a pathological side-effect of the war between consensus reality and reality.
Red Kryptonite Sex Toys is a sex shop in the Bottle City of Kandor's infamous Red Kryptonite district.
Fiction cross-reference
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand
- Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
- In the end, you will always eat
- Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini
- Loki
- Lunch under the Law
- Red Kryptonite Sex Toys
- The war between consensus reality and reality
Nonfiction cross-reference
- Nábrók (nonfiction) - a pair of pants made from the skin of a dead man, which are believed in Icelandic witchcraft to be capable of producing an endless supply of money. It is unlikely these pants ever existed outside of folklore.
External links
- [ Post] @ Twitter (15 July 2021)