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File:Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep.jpg|link=Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep?|'''''[[Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep?]]''''' is a novel by mechanical engineer Chip "Pink Riddle" Kid about a post-petroleum economy where Earth's billionaires have been replaced by androids, leaving most millionaires endangered or extinct. The main plot follows [REDACTED], a Dot-Com Boom millionaire who is tasked with "retiring" (i.e. stealing and reverse-engineering) six escaped Nexus-6 model Jeep Electric Autonomous Vehicles.


File:Indiana Jones 2049.jpg|link=Indiana Jones 2049|'''''[[Indiana Jones 2049]]''''' is an American neo-noir action-adventure film about K, a Nexus-9 replicant Whip Runner who uncovers a secret that threatens to destabilize the Indiana Jones franchise and the course of civilization.
File:Conan the Barbarian - Curse of the X.jpg|link=Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X|'''''[[Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X]]''''' is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult
 
File:The Cube - You solved it, we came.jpg|link=Hellcuber|'''''[[Hellcuber]]''''' is a 1987 British geometry horror film about a haunted Rubik's cube which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic mathematicians who cannot differentiate between proofs and conjectures.
 
File:The Vitamin King.jpg|link=The Vitamin King|'''''[[The Vitamin King]]''''' is a 1994 American animated musical health education film about Simba (Swahili for lion), a young lion who is manipulated into thinking he was responsible for his father's malnutrition.
 
File:You're So Veins.jpg|link=You're So Veins|"'''[[You're So Veins]]'''" is a song by musician-physiologist Carly Simon
 
File:The Chronicles of Regular.jpg|link=The Chronicles of Regular|'''''[[The Chronicles of Regular]]''''' is a 2004 American science fiction action film which follows the adventures of rogue petroleum engineer Richard B. Riddick (Vin Diesel) as he attempts to elude capture after the events depicted in the 2000 film ''Sweet Crude''.
 
File:It is impossible to read the same tweet twice.jpg|link=It is impossible to read the same tweet twice|"'''[[It is impossible to read the same tweet twice]]'''" is a phrase attributed to philosopher and social media influencer Heraclitus 1.1.
 
File:Red Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.jpg|link=Red Dawn of the Planet of the Apes|'''''[[Red Dawn of the Planet of the Apes]]''''' is a 1984 science fiction war film about an Ape invasion of the United Human States.


File:Waking the Slate.jpg|link=The Waking of the Slate|'''[[The Waking of the Slate]]''' ceremony is louder than ever.


File:Willy Wonka and the Citrus Factory 1.jpg|link=Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory|'''''[[Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory]]''''' an American musical fantasy foodie film starring Gene Wilder as citrus farmer Willy Wonka.


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  • Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult

    Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult

  • The Waking of the Slate ceremony is louder than ever.

    The Waking of the Slate ceremony is louder than ever.

  • Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory an American musical fantasy foodie film starring Gene Wilder as citrus farmer Willy Wonka.

    Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory an American musical fantasy foodie film starring Gene Wilder as citrus farmer Willy Wonka.

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