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[[File:High-pressure_pearl_clutching_and_Magic_8-Ball.jpg|thumb|High-pressure pearl clutching.]]'''High-pressure pearl clutching''' is a technique used in [[high-energy literature]] to place pearls under unbearable pressure.
[[File:High-pressure_pearl_clutching_and_Magic_8-Ball.jpg|thumb|High-pressure pearl clutching.]]
[[File:Susan Collins has clutched more than 97 percent pearl reserves.jpg|thumb|link=Peak Susan Collins|Susan Collins has clutched more than 97 percent of the world's remaining pearl reserves. See '''[[Peak Susan Collins]]'''.]]
'''High-pressure pearl clutching''' is a technique used in [[high-energy literature]] to place pearls under unbearable pressure.


The technique is commonly used to satirize educated but fearful women.
The technique is commonly used to satirize educated but fearful women.
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* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[High-energy literature]]
* [[High-energy literature]]
* [[Peak Susan Collins]]
* [[The Pearl Clutcher]]


== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

Latest revision as of 06:53, 27 September 2024

High-pressure pearl clutching.
Susan Collins has clutched more than 97 percent of the world's remaining pearl reserves. See Peak Susan Collins.

High-pressure pearl clutching is a technique used in high-energy literature to place pearls under unbearable pressure.

The technique is commonly used to satirize educated but fearful women.

Applications

High-pressure pearl clutching enjoys a wide range of applications in industry, the arts, and theology, including:

  • Conversion of pearl to Magic 8-Ball
  • Leaching of wisdom from Pearls of Wisdom
  • Curing the bends in deep-sea pearl divers

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (10 May 2021)