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File:Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep.jpg|link=Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep?|'''''[[Do Elons Dream of Electric Jeep?]]''''' is a novel by mechanical engineer Chip "Pink Riddle" Kid about a post-petroleum economy where Earth's billionaires have been replaced by androids, leaving most millionaires endangered or extinct. The main plot follows [REDACTED], a Dot-Com Boom millionaire who is tasked with "retiring" (i.e. stealing and reverse-engineering) six escaped Nexus-6 model Jeep Electric Autonomous Vehicles.


File:Indiana Jones 2049.jpg|link=Indiana Jones 2049|'''''[[Indiana Jones 2049]]''''' is an American neo-noir action-adventure film about K, a Nexus-9 replicant Whip Runner who uncovers a secret that threatens to destabilize the Indiana Jones franchise and the course of civilization.
File:Conan the Barbarian - Curse of the X.jpg|link=Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X|'''''[[Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X]]''''' is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult


File:The Cube - You solved it, we came.jpg|link=Hellcuber|'''''[[Hellcuber]]''''' is a 1987 British geometry horror film about a haunted Rubik's cube which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic mathematicians who cannot differentiate between proofs and conjectures.  
File:Waking the Slate.jpg|link=The Waking of the Slate|'''[[The Waking of the Slate]]''' ceremony is louder than ever.


File:The Vitamin King.jpg|link=The Vitamin King|'''''[[The Vitamin King]]''''' is a 1994 American animated musical health education film about Simba (Swahili for lion), a young lion who is manipulated into thinking he was responsible for his father's malnutrition.
File:Willy Wonka and the Citrus Factory 1.jpg|link=Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory|'''''[[Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory]]''''' an American musical fantasy foodie film starring Gene Wilder as citrus farmer Willy Wonka.
 
File:You're So Veins.jpg|link=You're So Veins|"'''[[You're So Veins]]'''" is a song by musician-physiologist Carly Simon
 
File:It is impossible to read the same tweet twice.jpg|link=It is impossible to read the same tweet twice|"'''[[It is impossible to read the same tweet twice]]'''" is a phrase attributed to philosopher and social media influencer Heraclitus 1.1.
 
File:Red Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.jpg|link=Red Dawn of the Planet of the Apes|'''''[[Red Dawn of the Planet of the Apes]]''''' is a 1984 science fiction war film about an Ape invasion of the United Human States.
 
File:The Cronenburger.jpg|link=Cronenburger|'''''[[Cronenburger]]''''' is a Canadian-American extreme body modification restaurant chain inspired by David Cronenberg's 1981 film ''Scanners''.


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  • Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult

    Conan the Barbarian: Curse of the X is an American epic sword and sorcery film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Elon Musk which tells the story of a barbarian warrior named Conan (Schwarzenegger) who seeks vengeance for the death of his social media platform (Twitter) at the hands of Thulsa Doom (Elon Musk), the leader of a snake cult

  • The Waking of the Slate ceremony is louder than ever.

    The Waking of the Slate ceremony is louder than ever.

  • Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory an American musical fantasy foodie film starring Gene Wilder as citrus farmer Willy Wonka.

    Willy Wonka & the Citrus Factory an American musical fantasy foodie film starring Gene Wilder as citrus farmer Willy Wonka.

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