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File:Andromeda Galaxy robbery.jpg|link=Andromeda Galaxy robbery|The '''[[Andromeda Galaxy robbery]]''' (also known as the '''Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery''') was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars. | File:Andromeda Galaxy robbery.jpg|link=Andromeda Galaxy robbery|The '''[[Andromeda Galaxy robbery]]''' (also known as the '''Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery''') was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars. | ||
File:First they came for the plastic fruit displays.jpg|link=First they came for the plastic fruit displays|'''[[First they came for the plastic fruit displays]]''' is a morally and aesthetically deranged form of Martin Niemöller poem [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came_... First Them Came ...]. | |||
File:Project_Darkwhistle.jpg|link=Project Darkwhistle|'''[[Project Darkwhistle]]''' (also '''Project Darkwhistle''', '''DARK WHISTLE''', etc.) is an orbital wind tunnel. | File:Project_Darkwhistle.jpg|link=Project Darkwhistle|'''[[Project Darkwhistle]]''' (also '''Project Darkwhistle''', '''DARK WHISTLE''', etc.) is an orbital wind tunnel. | ||
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* [[Crimes against astronomical constants]] | * [[Crimes against astronomical constants]] | ||
* [[Extract of Radium]] - cross-marketed as [[crouton physics enhancer]] under the slogan "[[Puts the Newtons in your Croutons!]]" | * [[Extract of Radium]] - cross-marketed as [[crouton physics enhancer]] under the slogan "[[Puts the Newtons in your Croutons!]]" | ||
* [[First they came for the plastic fruit displays]]' | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
Revision as of 06:09, 22 August 2021
Alderaan Croutons is a brand of space rubble croutons manufactured by Grand Chef Tarkin.
Motto
"You prefer another target, a culinary target? Then name the recipe!"
In the News
The Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini is an ornamental variety of transdimensional corporation, cultivated in the Shire for the vegetable sexual fetish trade.
The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.
First they came for the plastic fruit displays is a morally and aesthetically deranged form of Martin Niemöller poem First Them Came ....
Project Darkwhistle (also Project Darkwhistle, DARK WHISTLE, etc.) is an orbital wind tunnel.
Fiction cross-reference
- Chicken Enfilade
- Chicxulub Chips
- Crimes against astronomical constants
- Extract of Radium - cross-marketed as crouton physics enhancer under the slogan "Puts the Newtons in your Croutons!"
- First they came for the plastic fruit displays'
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Grand Chef Tarkin
- Human Feedstock - has cross-marketed several products with Grand Chef Tarkin, where their galactic strategic interests temporarily align
- Oort Cloud Follies
- Project Darkwhistle