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[[File:Alderaan_Croutons.jpg|thumb|Advertisement for [[Grand Chef Tarkin]] brand Alderaan Croutons.]]'''Alderaan Croutons''' is a brand of space rubble croutons manufactured by [[Grand Chef Tarkin]]. | [[File:Alderaan_Croutons.jpg|thumb|Advertisement for [[Grand Chef Tarkin]] brand Alderaan Croutons.]]'''Alderaan Croutons''' is a brand of space rubble croutons manufactured by [[Grand Chef Tarkin]]. | ||
== Motto == | |||
"You would prefer another target, a culinary target? Then name the recipe!" | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Imperial Pancakes.jpg|link=Imperial Pancakes|'''[[Imperial Pancakes]]''' is a brand of pancakes from Grand Chef Tarkin. | |||
File:Absolutely Croutons.jpg|link=Absolutely Croutons|"'''[[Absolutely Croutons]]'''" is a song by the English progressive cooking band Pink Fried from their album ''Obscured by Foods''. | |||
File:Baby_Sarlacc_advertisement.jpg|link=Baby Sarlacc|'''[[Baby Sarlacc]]''' is a trade name for a juvenile sarlacc, popular as a novelty pet. | |||
File:ISIS-K.jpg|link=ISIS-K|'''[[ISIS-K]]''' is an advanced, vitamin-fortified combat breakfast cereal manufactured by Chef Grand Tarkin under license from the Great Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere. | |||
File:I find your lack of Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchinis disturbing.jpg|link=Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini|The '''[[Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini]]''' is an ornamental variety of [[transdimensional corporation]], cultivated in the Shire for the vegetable sexual fetish trade. | |||
File:Andromeda Galaxy robbery.jpg|link=Andromeda Galaxy robbery|The '''[[Andromeda Galaxy robbery]]''' (also known as the '''Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery''') was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars. | |||
File:First they came for the plastic fruit displays.jpg|link=First they came for the plastic fruit displays|'''[[First they came for the plastic fruit displays]]''' is a morally and aesthetically deranged form of Martin Niemöller poem [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came_... First Them Came ...]. | |||
File:Project_Darkwhistle.jpg|link=Project Darkwhistle|'''[[Project Darkwhistle]]''' (also '''Project Darkwhistle''', '''DARK WHISTLE''', etc.) is an orbital wind tunnel. | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Absolutely Croutons]] | |||
* [[Baby Sarlacc]] | |||
* [[Chicken Enfilade]] | * [[Chicken Enfilade]] | ||
* [[Chicxulub Chips]] | * [[Chicxulub Chips]] | ||
* [[Crimes against astronomical constants]] | * [[Crimes against astronomical constants]] | ||
* [[Extract of Radium]] - cross-marketed as [[crouton physics enhancer]] under the slogan "[[Puts the Newtons in your Croutons!]]" | |||
* [[First they came for the plastic fruit displays]]' | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[Grand Chef Tarkin]] | * [[Grand Chef Tarkin]] | ||
* [[Human Feedstock]] - has cross-marketed several products with [[Grand Chef Tarkin]], where their galactic strategic interests temporarily align | |||
* [[Imperial Pancakes]] | |||
* [[ISIS-K]] | |||
* [[Oort Cloud Follies]] | * [[Oort Cloud Follies]] | ||
* [[Project Darkwhistle]] | |||
* [[THOP]] - Tarkin House of Pancakes | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiITyaa7dPA You Would Prefer Another Target, A Military Target? Then name the system!] @ YouTube | |||
=== Social media === | |||
* [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1822269652384301490 Post] @ Twitter (10 August 2024) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1529240227201564673 Post] @ Twitter (24 May 2022) | |||
* [https://www.facebook.com/GnomonChronicles/posts/2486372831487360 Post] @ Facebook | * [https://www.facebook.com/GnomonChronicles/posts/2486372831487360 Post] @ Facebook | ||
* [ Comment] @ Facebook | * [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/336049817442489/?comment_id=336232764090861 Comment] @ Facebook | ||
* [ Post] @ Twitter | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1354304717288046595 Post] @ Twitter | ||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Food (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Science fiction (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Star Wars (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Crimes against astronomical constants]] | [[Category:Crimes against astronomical constants]] | ||
[[Category:Food]] | [[Category:Food]] | ||
Latest revision as of 06:52, 10 August 2024
Advertisement for Grand Chef Tarkin brand Alderaan Croutons.
Alderaan Croutons is a brand of space rubble croutons manufactured by Grand Chef Tarkin.
Motto
"You would prefer another target, a culinary target? Then name the recipe!"
In the News
Imperial Pancakes is a brand of pancakes from Grand Chef Tarkin.
"Absolutely Croutons" is a song by the English progressive cooking band Pink Fried from their album Obscured by Foods.
Baby Sarlacc is a trade name for a juvenile sarlacc, popular as a novelty pet.
ISIS-K is an advanced, vitamin-fortified combat breakfast cereal manufactured by Chef Grand Tarkin under license from the Great Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
The Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini is an ornamental variety of transdimensional corporation, cultivated in the Shire for the vegetable sexual fetish trade.
The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.
First they came for the plastic fruit displays is a morally and aesthetically deranged form of Martin Niemöller poem First Them Came ....
Project Darkwhistle (also Project Darkwhistle, DARK WHISTLE, etc.) is an orbital wind tunnel.
Fiction cross-reference
- Absolutely Croutons
- Baby Sarlacc
- Chicken Enfilade
- Chicxulub Chips
- Crimes against astronomical constants
- Extract of Radium - cross-marketed as crouton physics enhancer under the slogan "Puts the Newtons in your Croutons!"
- First they came for the plastic fruit displays'
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Grand Chef Tarkin
- Human Feedstock - has cross-marketed several products with Grand Chef Tarkin, where their galactic strategic interests temporarily align
- Imperial Pancakes
- ISIS-K
- Oort Cloud Follies
- Project Darkwhistle
- THOP - Tarkin House of Pancakes