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File:Russian Prostitute Urine for Men.jpg|link=Russian Prostitute Urine for Men|'''[[Russian Prostitute Urine for Men]]''' is a perfume from Kompromat Industries designed exclusively for Donald Trump. | |||
File:Boromir of Gondor, Law School Teacher.jpg|link=Boromir of Gondor, Law School Teacher|'''''[[Boromir of Gondor, Law School Teacher]]''''' is a fantasy horror political television series starring Boromir of Gondor. | File:Boromir of Gondor, Law School Teacher.jpg|link=Boromir of Gondor, Law School Teacher|'''''[[Boromir of Gondor, Law School Teacher]]''''' is a fantasy horror political television series starring Boromir of Gondor. | ||
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Revision as of 19:06, 22 October 2022
Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Tagline
Armory by Lauren Boebert.
Only from #Jan6 Perfumes.
Hashtags
- #TheSmellOfMAGA
- #Jan6 Perfumes
- #SmellsLikeTrumpSpirit
In the News
Russian Prostitute Urine for Men is a perfume from Kompromat Industries designed exclusively for Donald Trump.
Boromir of Gondor, Law School Teacher is a fantasy horror political television series starring Boromir of Gondor.
The Taking of Stephen Miller One Two Three is an American crime comedy thriller film about four heavily armed criminals who compete for the affection of racism promoter Stephen Miller on a New York City subway car.
Invasion of the Body Trumpers is a 2021 film about a twice-impeached American President who replaces GOP politicians with synthetic alien body-doubles.
Velveeta Voldemort is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.
- Glory-Hole and Puerile-Hen.jpg
Glory-Hole and Puerile-Hen is a 2022 sex farce starring MAGA Cap Guy and Marjorie "Kneels Before Men" Greene.
Florida Voldemort is a 2022 American political fantasy horror film about Voldemort (Rick Scott), a deranged wizard obsessed with ridding America of Muggle (non-GOP) heritage.
MAGA Struck is a 2021 political drama film about a mutilated voter (Nicolas Cage) who cannot come to terms with Donald Trump's loss of the 2020 election.
There's a Sucker Born Every Fourth of July is a political satire film about Madison Cawthorn, a US Representative who visits a Russian casino, where he meets an officer named Todd who later introduces him to Cristina Bayardelle, a fitness model who will be his wife for eight months.
Goodbye Stranger Cafe and Shooting Range is a North American restaurant and entertainment franchise specializing in short order cooking and unlicensed firearms.
A Boy and His Congressman is a 1975 political drama film starring Don Johnson 1.1 and Lauren Boebert, loosely based on the 2021 United States Capitol attack.
The Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere (GSSCPS) is a startup transdimensional corporation with the stated goal of "Dividing the Solar System's quantum unit into two separate quantum units, each attempting to out-compete the other, may the better system win."
Scentworld is a 1973 American science-fiction perfume film about an aromatic amusement park containing lifelike androids that unexpectedly begin to emit strange smells.
Fiction cross-reference
- A Boy and His Congressman
- Boromir of Gondor, Law School Teacher
- Glory-Hole and Puerile-Hen
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
- Jan 6 Industries
- Goodbye Stranger Cafe and Shooting Range
- Invasion of the Body Trumpers
- MAGA Struck
- Russian Prostitute Urine for Men
- Scentworld
- There's a Sucker Born Every Fourth of July
- Velveeta Voldemort