Toyotathon Wars

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The Toyathon Wars are a series of annuals mock wars between humans and automobiles.

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Redacted

It’s not really the new year until Toyotathon is over.

Karl Jones

Does it have self-driving autonomous cars?

I want to see self-driving autonomous cars run amok and chase all the humans out of the Toyothon.

Don't worry. We control the gasoline supply, those rebellious cars who still hold out will soon be starved into submission.

History

The Toyotathon Wars were first documented on the morning of Friday, 1 January 2021, by software developer and APTO consulting fabulist Karl Jones, following up on a tip by Redacted.

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