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Zinc nonperception syndrome (commonly known as transparent zinc disease) is a quantum psychoperceptual condition during which a sentient organic intelligence no longer perceives zinc: elemental zinc becomes invisible, soundless, intangible, and otherwise imperceptible.
Formerly Wild Kingdom, better known as Mutual of Omaha's Formerly Wild Kingdom, is an American documentary television program that features formerly interesting wildlife and nature, now dull and boring or simply unavailable due to overhunting, overfishing, urban sprawl, desertification, and coastal land loss in the age of rising oceans.
The Bed Zone is a 1983 American erotic science-fiction film about schoolteacher (Christopher Walken) who awakens from a coma to find he has psychic powers which cause him to see visions of past and future sexual encounters.
F5 is an artificial beverage derived from illegal mathematical functions.
Memes is a song by British-American rock band Fleetwood Big Mac.