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I felt a great disturbance in the Net as if millions of users suddenly tweeted in boredom."
![The Slurry Gourmet is a reality television cooking show where participants compete to prepare the most perfect slurry dishes in the world, and then ship the slurry in bulk via pipeline to [REDACTED] throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.](/w/images/thumb/7/77/The_Slurry_Gourmet.jpg/120px-The_Slurry_Gourmet.jpg)
The Slurry Gourmet is a reality television cooking show where participants compete to prepare the most perfect slurry dishes in the world, and then ship the slurry in bulk via pipeline to [REDACTED] throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Inverted Flight 19: Five Navy planes become permanently trapped in the Bermuda Triangle Dead Letter Office after a junior Gnomon algorithm engineer in the United States Navy Advanced Philately Division misplaces a decimal point.