Template:Better Than News/March 8
From Gnomon Chronicles
Playskool's My First Nuclear Football an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress.
Heroes Incited: Ire Man is a short documentary film about a scientist with anger management issues (Bruce Banner) who invents a metal exoskeleton which calms his rage.
"Jell-O Submarine" is a song by the British rock group and catering group The Beatles.