Template:Better Than News/January 19
From Gnomon Chronicles
The Lord of the Sprinkles is an epic high-fantasy film about a baker (Sauron) who creates the One Sprinkled Donut to rule the appetites of Men, Dwarves, and Elves.
The Cider House Roulette is a 1985 novel by American writer John Irving about a young man growing up under the guidance of a gambler and casino owner.
Elgin Marbles, Archaeology Fighter is a 2021 social justice action-archaeology film about Elgin Marbles, an orphan baby discovered in Heinrich Schliemann's excavation of Troy grows up to fight the world's deadliest criminal mastermind archaeologists.
"Day Tweeter" is a song by the English rock band the Tweetles.