Extract of Radium

Extract of Radium is the only true extract of Radium (nonfiction).

Slogans

The slogan Truly Delicious sold many a bottle, until the slogan Deadly Addictive proved both true and more profitable.

Honesty is the best policy! (Not a slogan of the Extract of Radium company. Your message may vary.)

Celebrity sponsors

See Euphoriolanus.

Fiction cross-reference

• Doctor Dead
• Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle
• Radium Squeezer
• Super-Curie
• Tyler Tork

Nonfiction cross-reference

• No True Scotsman (nonfiction)
• Radium (nonfiction)