Playskool's My First Nuclear Football
Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (code named P-MFNF, commonly "Pee-Miff-Niff") is an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress.
Background
P-MFNF functions as a mobile hub in the strategic entertainment system of the United States.
It is held by a grown-up, usually a military officer.
P-MFNF was originally an educational science toy, intended to allow children to create and watch nuclear and chemical reactions using radioactive material.
History
P-MFNF was first detected and decrypted by software developer and quantum documentarian Karl Jones on the morning of 13 December 2020.
In the News
SS Minnow is a dramatic television program set on a purported "uncharted desert island" during the Second World War. The plot is loosely based on actual military-industrial-criminal efforts to develop the fictional yet illegal drug Clandestiphrine.
"Sweet Tooth, Soldier?" was a World War Two era health program initiated and run by the United States Army in an effort to reduce sugar abuse by soldiers.
Artificially intelligent brass knuckles are sometimes called "conjoined twin Mickey Mice" in a playful yet derisive satirical allusion to the Disney Corporation.
Playskool's My First Nuclear Football (screenshot of Gnomon Chronicles page).
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Fiction cross-reference
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Playskool's My First DSM
- Scrimshaw abuse
- SS MINNOW
- Sweet Tooth, Soldier?
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (24 May 2021)
- Post @ Twitter (15 April 2021)
- Post @ Twitter (21 March 2021)
- Nuclear football @ Wikipedia