Frondo Ediacar

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Frondo Ediacar is the stage name of paleontologist and musician [REDACTED].

Ediacar is known for his elaborate stage productions, including hermetically sealed performance spaces which replicate environmental conditions of the pre-Cambrian era.

Biography

  • Early years - contributed to A Field Guide to Edible Theropods at the age of seven after surviving five weeks alone in the upper Cretaceous. He would later write about this experience in the song "Warm Blood Rules".
  • Formed his first band of paleontologist-musicians, "Frondo Ediacar and his Mighty Mighty Rangeomorphs" at the age of fourteen. The next day the band released their now-famous album of the same name to disappointing reviews. (The prestigious Journal of Aberrant Paleontology called the album "a seemingly random re-evaluation of well-established paleontological music theory, theropods or no theropods.")
  • Solo work - commercially unsuccessful but critically acclaimed albums "Ocean Soup" and "Trilobite Blues"
  • Accusations of genetically engineering dinosaur-musicians in violation of musician's union contract

TO_DO - more history

Discography

TO_DO - discography

Film and video

TO_DO - film and video

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

  • [REDACTED] - model for Frondo Ediacar