Irresponsible breaker restraint

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Example of highly irresponsible circuit breaker restraint.

Irresponsible breaker restraint is a term of art in transdimensional law pertaining to the abuse of electrical circuit breakers.

Commentary

Author and known fabulist Karl Jones has observed:

Irresponsible Breaker Restraint, for sure.

But what about the hand-engraved cross, just above the restraint cincture?

A monument to the electrician who died for this sin?

A warning to building inspectors that this breaker box is possessed by transdimensional demons from a cosmos of evil electricity, as if H.P. Lovecraft suffered his psychic scars not from racism but from alien lightning?

A prayer for the homeowners and first responders?

Correlation with scrimshaw abuse

Some researchers [who?] have published algorithms suggesting that irresponsible breaker restraint has a significant correlation with scrimshaw abuse.

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