If not, it's a good day

The first thing I do each day

is check the news to see

if Washington DC, Moscow, and Jerusalem

have been vaporized by nuclear bombs.

If not, it's a good day.

In the News

Kill Billions is an American nuclear war film starring Edward Teller and David Carradine.
Barbenheimer is an American historical fantasy comedy-thriller war film starring Margot Robbie, Cillian Murphy, and Ryan Gosling, and directed by Greta Gerwig and Christopher Nolan.
Mozart and the Bomb is an epic biographical comedy-romance thriller film directed by Christopher Nolan and Petter Næss, starring Josh Hartnett, Radha Mitchell, and Cillian Murphy.
On the Beach Party is a 1959 beach party cautionary drama starring Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon.
Mister Rogers' Op-Center is an American half-hour children's national security television series created and hosted by an anonymous Fred Rogers impersonator reporting from an undisclosed location.
Robert Oppenheimer and the Temple of Doom is a historical drama action-adventure film directed by Christopher Nolan and Steven Spielberg, and starring Cillian Murphy as physicist-adventurer Robert Oppenheimer.
Playskool's My First Nuclear Football an Executive toy briefcase, the contents of which are to be used by the President of the United States to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed playgrounds, such as the White House Cardboard Box Fortress.
Farewell Barbieland (full title: The Day After 2: Farewell Barbieland) is a fantasy comedy nuclear war film directed by Greta Gerwig and Nicholas Meyer, and starring Margot Robbie, Jason Robards, and Ryan Gosling.
Pee-Wee's Big Launch is a 1985 American military training film directed by Tim Burton which describes the Gold Code — the launch code for nuclear weapons provided to the President of the United States.
Angels & Skynets is a 2009 science fiction mystery thriller film starring Tom Hanks and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Happy Day After, Charlie Brown is an animated musical television special about a fictional conflict between NATO and the Warsaw Pact over Germany that rapidly escalates into a full-scale nuclear exchange between the United States and the Soviet Union. It is loosely based on the comic strip Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz.
Escape from Gilligan's Island