Love in the Time of Sugar Vampires

Earliest known poster for Love in the Time of Sugar Vampires.

Love in the Time of Sugar Vampires is a 2022 horror-documentary film about vampires who have evolved to eat sugar, and not blood.

Commentary

There should be sugar vampires, who crave sweets.

Not blood. That was the old vampires.

We are the New Vampires. We eat sugar, because we are better adapted than our blood-sucking predecessors to this world of high-fructose corn syrup.

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