Apes With Car Keys
Apes With Car Keys: How to Talk to Your Ape About Driving is a short documentary film about human evolution.
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The Orbital Car Snow Melter, derisively nicknamed the Car Wars program, was a proposed automobile de-icing system intended to protect the United States from attack by global cooling terrorists.
I knew a man, who said he knew a man, who said he knew a car thief who stole Audis and always left the driver's side mirror behind ... to mark his kill, I suppose.
!["How the hell are you supposed to avoid a repeat offense [on X] if they don’t specify exactly what rule you broke?" / Read all the rules; double down on all of them; and pray like a tormented monkey.](/w/images/thumb/8/8e/Harry_Harlow%27s_tormented_monkey.jpg/120px-Harry_Harlow%27s_tormented_monkey.jpg)
"How the hell are you supposed to avoid a repeat offense [on X] if they don’t specify exactly what rule you broke?" / Read all the rules; double down on all of them; and pray like a tormented monkey.
The Detailing is a 2011 industrial training video for car wash and detailing workers narrated by Tobey Maguire.
A million monkeys. A million deck chairs. Sooner or later the Titanic will arrive in New York City.
"Wankle, Wankle, Little Car" is a popular English lullaby about the Wankel rotary engine.
12 McClanes is a 1995 science fiction comedy film about a Los Angeles police officer (Bruce Willis) who inherits a troupe of twelve trained circus monkeys.
The Jeep Twin Liberty Hauling System is a mechanical device which couples two Jeep Liberty vehicles side-by-side, allowing them to pull a large semi-trailer.
"Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins" is a country music song about the perils of raising children to be AMC Gremlin automobiles.
"Hot Ford Ape" is an anagram of "Death Proof".
Fiction cross-reference
- 12 McClanes
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Hot Ford Ape
- Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gremlins
- Orbital Car Snow Melter
- The Audi Man
- The Detailing
- Twin Liberty Hauling System
- Wankle, Wankle, Little Car
- What rule(s) did I break?
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Motor vehicle fatality rate in U.S. by year @ Wikipedia
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