Alex Jones Sex Tourism

Experts say that Alex Jones, who must pay more than $1 billion in damages to families affected by the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre in Connecticut, will need to sell his organs to kinky alien sex tourists from the future.

Alex Jones Sex Tourism is a travel agency which caters to alien time travelers from the future who crave sexual intercourse with the internal organs of convicted defamer and patent lunatic Alex Jones.

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Experts say that Jones, who must pay $965 million to the families who suffered due to his lies about Sandy Hook, but whose net worth is between $135 million and $270 million, will need to sell his organs to kinky alien sex tourists from the future.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

External links

• Alex Jones @ Wikipedia

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