Template:Selected anniversaries/November 22
1944: Astronomer, physicist, and mathematician Arthur Eddington born. He became famous for his work concerning the theory of relativity.
1945: Dysprosium Titanate succeeds with cryptographic injection attack on Sweet, sweet crude oil, now secretly trafficking in Clandestiphrine, warn crime analysts.
1946: ENIAC ("Empty Noise Into Alien Communication") successfully refactors the Wow! signal.
1962: Brainiac Explains lecture series provides formula for clandestiphrine, authorities expect rise in crimes against mathematical constants.
1965: Umbrella Man witnesses rubbed with Clandestiphrine, 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence.
1967: Clandestiphrine trafficking money laundered via The Little Petroleum Sample That Could, say transdimensional drug authorities.
The Little Petroleum Sample That Could is false-flag operation by Clandestiphrine traffickers, say transdimensional drug authorities.
1969: Klein bottle says it needs "Extract of Radium and a stiff drink."
1974: Billionaire inventor Alice Beta announces breakthrough in program optimization technology.
1974: Crime-fighter The Governess stops runaway robots from ruining toy convention.
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