There's a Sucker Born Every Fourth of July

Earliest known poster for There's a Sucker Born Every Fourth of July.

There's a Sucker Born Every Fourth of July is a political satire film about Madison Cawthorn, a US Representative who visits a Russian casino, where he meets an officer named Todd who later introduces him to Cristina Bayardelle, a fitness model who will be his wife for eight months.

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Glory-Hole and Puerile-Hen is a 2022 sex farce starring MAGA Cap Guy and Marjorie "Kneels Before Men" Greene.
White Chicks 2: White and Whiter is an American political comedy film starring Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene as two high school girls competing for Drama Club Queen who are blackmailed into posing as Congressmen.
"Crash Wood, Tin Man" is an anagram of "Madison Cawthorn".
Trump-McClane 2024 is an unlicensed parasitic transdimensional corporation camouflaged as Presidential campaign exploratory committee funded by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Armory (full title: Armory by Lauren Boebert) is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by Jan 6 Industries under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.