Breakfast Urine

Breakfast Urine. (Social media post screenshot.)

Breakfast Urine is a food-like product designed, marketed, and serviced by Transdimensional Victuals, a division of Extract of Radium.

Relationship with autonomous gibbets

According to a 2020 field study by APTO forensic quantum biochemicists, Breakfast Urine is a waste product excreted by autonomous gibbet, possibly an beneficial mutation which emerged during the 1300s in Europe as a response to plague.

Discovery

Evidence of the existence of Breakfast urin was first detected by artist, songwriter, and Extract of Radium habitué Karl Jones.

In the News

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  Soil-to-Can Meals is a line of packaged food and residual soil products from Human Feedstock, sold as part of the Easy Trough brand from Grand Chef Tarkin.

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  Urine Beer is a brand of beer brewed from urine.

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  Peeing after sex.

Fiction cross-reference

• Autonomous gibbet
• Crimes against mathematical constants
• Food-grade tofu - self-deprecatory term of art promoted by the Plant Protein Construction Council (PPCC) - compare Not Milk? campaign
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Soil-to-Can Meals
• Urine Beer

External links

• Post @ Twitter (5 November 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (4 June 2021) - "A day without Breakfast Urine is like a day without Anita Bryant"
• Post @ Twitter (24 April 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (21 April 2021)