Euphoriolanus
Euphoriolanus (? - ?) is a happier man than Coriolanus (nonfiction).
For several millenia, the Extract of Radium company employed Euphoriolanus as part-time Official Taster.
This arrangement ended abruptly when Euphoriolanus declared himself "The Great Euphorio" and swan-dove into the Radium Squeezer.
Euphoriolanus is widely believed to own a copy of the supposedly lost erotic novel The Adulteration of Bergamot, which he demanded in return for his funding of a major Bergamot oil adulteration laboratory.
Euphoriolanus occasionally gets himself committed to the Nacreum for what he he calls "a bit of recreational incarceration."
Euphoriolanus likes to make a show of ordering enormous quantities of Braunschweiger of the Vanities, only to stalk away in a huff without paying.
Euphoriolanus has a spiteful grudge against the Clockwork Bard, a robot (nonfiction) programmed to simulate William Shakespeare (nonfiction) in world ravaged by nuclear war (nonfiction).
In the News
Hydrodistillation analysis with enantiomeric column b- DEX sm, which John Brunner scavenged from Euphoriolanus' trash.
Fiction cross-reference
- A Clockwork Bard for Liebowitz
- Braunschweiger of the Vanities
- Coriolanus
- Euphoria
- Euphorium
- Euphoriumalism - compare Triumphalism (nonfiction)
- Extract of Radium
- John Brunner
- Nacreum
- Radium Squeezer
- The Adulteration of Bergamot