Template:Better Than News/February 7
Gilligan's Matrix is a science-fiction drama television series with follows the agonies of seven artificial intelligences as they attempt to survive on a simulated virtual desert island on which their data structures are corrupted.
Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.
The Postum Man is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.
American Gangbird is a 2007 American ornithology buddy crime film about a thieving bird (Russell Crow) who smuggles bright shiny objects, and an Audubon Society detective (Denzel Washington).
The Lord of the Matrix Rings is an epic higher mathematics film about a mathematician (Sauron) who creates the One Matrix Ring with a set of matrices with entries in a ring R that form a ring under matrix addition and matrix multiplication.
"Buckets of Tweets" is a song by Robert Zimmerman 1.1.