Template:Better Than News/March 23
The Wheel is Not Enough is a 1999 spy action-comedy film about the assassination of Fred Flintstone, and James Bond's subsequent assignment to protect Flintstone's daughter Pebbles, who had previously been held for ransom by Cro-Magnon terrorists.
ISIS-K is an advanced, vitamin-fortified combat breakfast cereal manufactured by Chef Grand Tarkin under license from the Great Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
There's a Sucker Born Every Fourth of July is a political satire film about Madison Cawthorn, a US Representative who visits a Russian casino, where he meets an officer named Todd who later introduces him to Cristina Bayardelle, a fitness model who will be his wife for eight months.
A portable Envy device allows the user to offload, and later re-upload, the emotion of envy.