If you can count your toes

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If you can count your toes ...

"If you can count your toes" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

Move aside, satire coming through

Context: "Well that’s the last time I mow my lawn after cocktails"

If you can count your toes
You are probably okay

Image: George Jones Drunk Driving a Lawn Mower.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Post @ Twitter (18 April 2021)

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