Template:Better Than News/January 31
Terminator vs. Lovejoy 2: Rise of the Presbylutherans is a 1991 American science fiction comedy-religion film about an ambitious Presbylutheran Minister (Timothy Lovejoy Jr.) who strikes a dangerous bargain with a mysterious supernatural entity in the sky (Skynet).
Starship Recall is an American science fiction action film directed by Paul Verhoeven, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Denise Richards.
Fifty Shades of Stern is an erotic romantic comedy starring Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, and Howard Stern.
Rising Strain is a science fiction buddy cop biological warfare crime thriller film directed by Robert Wise and Philip Kaufman, starring Sean Connery, Wesley Snipes, Arthur Hill, and James Olson.
The English Patient Zero is a 2022 war horror romance film starring Ralph Fiennes, Juliette Binoche, and Willem Dafoe.