Template:Better Than News/September 17
"The Cold Margarita" is a poem by William Carlos Williams.
Thunderbird 2, Where Are You? is a British science-fiction reality television series in which participants must outwit Thunderbird 2, a rogue Supermarionation heavy-duty transporter aircraft.
"The Battlezone of Evermore" is a song by British rock band Led Zeppelin.
Monk versus Alf is a science fiction buddy comedy-drama television series starring Tony Shalhoub and Alf.
Lend an Ear is a 2021 boxing art film starring Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield.
I felt a great disturbance in the Net as if millions of users suddenly tweeted in boredom."
The six-tone technique is a cooking method for ensuring that all six stages of marshmallow done-ness are cooked as often as one another during a marshmallow gathering while preventing the emphasis of any one stage of done-ness. It was inspired by the the twelve-tone technique of musical composition.
Steganographic analysis of Confessions of a Quantum Artist-Engineer (1) unexpectedly reveals "at least two-hundred and fifty-six kilobytes" of previously unknown Gnomon algorithm functions.
Inverted Flight 19: Five Navy planes become permanently trapped in the Bermuda Triangle Dead Letter Office after a junior Gnomon algorithm engineer in the United States Navy Advanced Philately Division misplaces a decimal point.